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Monkey?

Rantings and ravings of an alcoholic geek

Created on 2003-12-15 08:36:32 (#1579114), last updated 2008-08-11

1,969 comments received, 1,406 comments posted

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Name:Zach
Birthdate:03-21
Location:Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
Website:Shouldn't they use a monkey for this?
Bio
Hi. My name is Zach. I'm a bartender trapped in a cubicle monkey's body. And his job.

I have unhealthy obsessions with monkeys, booze, and cute (not hot, cute) women, among other things.

I'm a flawed man who tries his damnedest to fix everything. You'll probably either love me or hate me, but somehow I doubt you'll forget me.
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